This is the last in a series of articles about my recent trip to the emergency room, my intestinal surgery, and my recovery afterwards. Here is an index to all of the articles in this series.

Those of you who know me know the end of this story. You know that I recovered well from my first surgery and I had a follow-up surgery to reverse the colostomy Monday, October 23 at 8 a.m. in St. Vincent Hospital. I was hoping to have this entire series first series before I had the second surgery but I didn’t get around to it. I then planned to tell the entire story of my second surgery but I got so distracted with other things that I haven’t gotten around to it either.

I do intend to go back fill in the details about my recovery from the first surgery, life with the colostomy, and the details of the second surgery etc.

In the next installment I move on to more mundane topics.

Epilogue: Despite what I wrote above, I never did go back to finish this blog. I’m writing this epilogue in January 2013. When I’m going to do is write another blog post or two (okay so maybe three or four who knows) and I’m going to date them various dates in November 2006. In fact there were no blog entries for that month. I only had one brief posting in December showing off my Christmas card. The remaining post in 2007 were mostly about VCRs and remote controls and other technology issues. The Christmas card blog entry is being moved to my graphics blog. The other VCR blogs are being moved to my technology blog.

This is the 15th in a series of articles about my recent trip to the emergency room, my intestinal surgery, and my recovery afterwards. Here is an index to all of the articles in this series.

The next morning Dr. Davis was in very early in pronounced me fit to go home. He told me to call and make an appointment in his office in about a week. Dr. Swinney had also asked me to make a follow-up appointment.

The next question was how to get home. I had only been sitting up in my wheelchair one time and that was not a very good experience. My back brace had not fit properly and I had had overnight pain were the brace rubbed me. I was worried if I sat up in the wheelchair and tried to go home in our van that I would have some problem halfway home and be in real trouble.

We decided it was best if I went by ambulance. The patient liaison in the hospital may be arrangements to get Rural-Metro Ambulance to pick me up. As you’ve seen in previous installments I’m always hopeful I will hit it off with some good-looking female EMT. I ended up with a very friendly male EMT writing in the back with me and a gregarious but married female EMT driving. My mom rode along with us and dad drove the van. The only reason Mom rode along is so she could unlock the door to our house in case the ambulance got there before the van did.

I bid farewell to my friend Cory who had been my caregiver three out of four of the last days I was there as well as other nurses. I was very glad to be out of there but I was already counting the days until I would return to have the colostomy reversed.

The trip was uneventful. As they wheeled the gurney down the hallway of my house towards my bedroom the lady driver noticed all the computers in my office. She gave me her e-mail address and asked me to send her a joke. I warned her that the last time a female EMT asked me to contact her that I ended up dating her. That was when this one told me she was married and her husband frowned upon her dating patients. Oh well… maybe next time.

It was ironic that I rode home in an ambulance because I couldn’t sit up in my wheelchair in the first thing I did when I got home was to try to sit up in the wheelchair. However if I got in trouble I would be able to get back in bed immediately. The brace still didn’t fit properly but it did better than it had in my previous attempt a few days prior in the hospital.

Once sitting up, my arms were extremely stiff and I could barely move my hands. There was no way I could get my right arm into position to drive the wheelchair. Mom pushed me into the living room in front of my HDTV which never looked better. I ate lunch consisting of my usual tuna fish sandwich, potato chips and a Coke in front of the TV. I picked out a program from my DVR that I had previously recorded. I don’t remember exactly what it was that I think it was an IMAX movie converted to HDTV. I just wanted to see something big and spectacular on my 42 inch Sony. It was wonderful!

Then I had Mom push me into the office and position me in front of the computer. I have a homemade boom microphone made out of an old luxo swing arm lamp and a broken apart Plantronics headset. I never realized how critical my positioning in front of the microphone was to be able to use the voice control on my computer. When I’m driving my own wheelchair and I’m not positioned properly I just move the chair a little bit. It must be a subconscious adjustment because when it wasn’t right, I had difficulty telling Mom or Dad how to reposition the chair to get in the right place.

The first thing I did was write an e-mail to several friends telling them I was home and was doing OK. I next sent an e-mail to Father Larry and the rest of the RCIA team telling them that in all likelihood I would not be able to teach my usual lessons starting in September. At that point I was still uncertain if I could wear my brace over the colostomy bag over a long-term basis. I was facing a real possibility that over the next three months I might only be able to be out of bed for a few hours at a time. I also still had no idea why my brace was fitting so poorly and how long it might be (if ever) that I would regain use of my arm to drive my wheelchair again.

Someday I really will lose the remaining use of right arm. They make motorized wheelchairs that work with a mouth control. I’ve been reluctant to look into them because I don’t want to give up using my right arm. However the only other thing I use that arm for is typing on the computer and I’m doing less and less of that all of the time. In fact the weekend I spent the Lake just prior to my emergency trip to the hospital, I forgot to pack the little metal stand that I used to hold my laptop keyboard. I had spent the entire weekend using my laptop with nothing but voice control. I guess I was just trying to convince myself that if my arm never did recover that I would be OK.

After a couple of hours I was getting very tired and lay down again. I had a backlog of movies and TV shows on tape that I could watch in bed. The thing I did most that first day home from the hospital was I peed about a gallon throughout the day. Apparently spending a week on IV fluids had me extremely over hydrated. Later in the day when I got back up again to eat supper my brace fit a little better and my arm was more limber. I was beginning to realize that the overhydration was about 90% of my problem. It was like a brace wouldn’t fit, my arm and fingers didn’t bend and in general everything was out of whack.

I did finally get my right arm propped up into my driving position and I was able to drive my wheelchair a little bit that evening.

Over the next several days I gradually regained some strength but it took a couple of weeks to get back to normal 100%. Once I got rid of all the excess water I actually had the opposite problem in that I had lost weight and the brace was now fitting too loose rather than too tight.

We did some experimenting with trying to put some foam padding around the colostomy to protect it from too much pressure from the back brace but in the end we concluded it was not necessary it actually made me more uncomfortable.

In the next installment I leave you with a cliffhanger…

This is the 14th in a series of articles about my recent trip to the emergency room, my intestinal surgery, and my recovery afterwards. Here is an index to all of the articles in this series.

Sunday night in the hospital I rested a bit uncomfortably. I had a sharp pain across my shoulder blades and around to the front of my chest. It was in the area where the top of my back brace presses on me. In the front however it almost felt like heartburn because it was high in my chest almost to my throat. I had been having problems with heartburn so it might have been a combination of heartburn and some other pain. They seemed to be willing to give me morphine whenever I needed it I went ahead and took it and that not only calm the pain that helped me sleep. Since it was in an area where my back brace puts a lot of pressure, I concluded that having not worn the back brace for many days and admittedly putting it on in a strange fashion because it seemed not to fit anymore, I decided to take Monday off and not try to sit up again.

Over the weekend my regular doctors were gone and I had been visited by various of their associates whom I didn’t know. Monday it was good to see the familiar faces back on the job again. The surgeon Dr. Davis makes his rounds very early in the morning like 6 a.m. or 7 a.m. He seemed very pleased with my progress. He removed some of the staples from my incision and gave me an almost guarantee that I could go home on Tuesday. I had entered the emergency room and had surgery the previous Tuesday so his prediction of five to seven days was pretty much on target.

Dr. Swinney who is my primary care internist seemed pleased with everything as well. He agreed I was ready to go home and he suggested I make an appointment with him to follow up about a month after I returned home. The lung specialist Dr. Vohra was similarly impressed with my recovery. He didn’t expect to see me until my regular annual checkup with him in July. I reminded him I would be back in a few months to have the colostomy reversed and he would have to supervise my lung issues for that surgery as well. He said OK, just let him know when.

Mom and Dad were in during the early afternoon. They stayed through dinner time and helped me sit up on the edge of the bed hanging in the lift seat to eat my meals. I probably should have tried to put on the brace and sit up again but that pain in my chest the previous night made me very leery of trying that. They were excited about the fact that I was coming home.

While watching TV Monday night the pain around my chest and shoulder blades started to return. I discovered it would subside some if I would have the nurse lowered the bed completely flat. The only disadvantage to lying completely flat was that I couldn’t see television. I tried listening to episodes of “Saved” and “The Closer” on TNT which are summer replacement shows which I had gotten addicted to. It was a little bit weird watching a medical show while in the hospital but fortunately that particular episode didn’t have anything about people whose intestines ruptured or other similar diseases.

In the middle of the night the pain around my chest got worse. I begin to wonder if it was muscle pain of some kind so I tried having the nurse roll me over on my right side. That put me in a much more comfortable position but the pain continued to build slowly. It seemed about every 10 minutes I would change my mind about what was causing the pain. Sometimes I thought it was muscle pain. Sometimes it felt like heartburn. At one point I decided to try some sort of antacid. I asked the nurse what could I have and he said Mylanta liquid. I was already lying on my side and knew I could not drink anything. I ask if I could have something like a chewable Rolaids or Tums. She said they would have to call the doctor to get approval for that. It was 3 a.m. and I asked her did she mean some sort of floor resident on duty or actually call my doctor at 3 a.m. She replied they would have to call my doctor. I said we’re not going to awaken him at this hour for something like that. But I’m going to have to do something because the pain is getting worse. She said “We can give you morphine.”

Somehow I managed not to laugh in her face. I couldn’t believe how ridiculous it was that they could not give me a Rolaids without awakening my doctor in the middle of the night but I can have all of the morphine I want. Naturally I took the morphine! As always it gave me a brief period of nausea but that passed quickly, the pain subsided, and I had no trouble getting to sleep.

In our next installment I describe my return home.

This is the 13th in a series of articles about my recent trip to the emergency room, my intestinal surgery, and my recovery afterwards. Here is an index to all of the articles in this series.

At some point over the weekend they decided that I could switch from liquid diet to normal food. In previous hospital stays they always give you a little computer print out of the day’s food selections. Typically there is a choice of two main entrées and a variety of side dishes. There are generally a couple of desert selections and the usual variety of drinks. You have to mark your menu in its entirety for the following day. Your first day in the hospital you get potluck. You either get what the guy in the room before you ordered or they just pick something for you.

St. Vincent’s now has a new system that they call “Room Service”. They give you a permanently printed menu with a large variety of breakfast, lunch, and dinner selections that never change. You call them to place your order by phone. If you don’t call within a certain time they call you up and remind you that you haven’t ordered. They also ask you what time you would like your meal although there aren’t very particular about delivering at that exact time but I suppose if you ordered breakfast very early or very late it would probably make a difference.

I was worried that this was some sort of premium service just because I was in a private room and that when things were done with I would get some giant room service bill that my insurance would not cover. However I asked the nurses and they said the entire hospital was like this.

The first night I ordered grilled chicken, steak fries, and a Coke. The chicken and fries were delicious but for some reason the Coke tasted really funny. I couple of years ago after mom had spent a couple of months in intensive care she reported that Coke tasted strange to her afterwards. I couldn’t imagine that just one food would taste different. I could imagine if you’re entire sense of taste was messed up but why just Coke? I still don’t know why… but now I know what she was talking about. It took me a couple of weeks before Coke started tasting properly again.

I tried scrambled eggs for breakfast but they were pretty rubbery so I just had the toast and orange juice. For lunch one day I had a really nice tuna salad sandwich which is what I eat for lunch every day at home. Another evening I tried a hot dog but I’m used to pork hot dogs and this was a very greasy beef hot dog almost like a sausage or something. I didn’t care for it. I gave up on the scrambled eggs and had rice crispies for my final breakfast of my stay.

The fancy room service system isn’t the only amenity they have the hospital these days. A telephone has a jack on the side of it so you can plug a dial-up line to a laptop. The television also has some sort of Internet access built into it as well. You can request a wireless keyboard that lets you do limited Internet browsing and check your e-mail right from your bed. I doubt that I could work this system so I didn’t try it out. Again it wasn’t until my last day that I asked them if that was a premium service or if anyone could do it. They assured me that was part of the standard package.

Speaking of television… they have an extensive lineup of cable channels. Everything you would expect to find in a basic cable system as well as a few other channels that I would probably consider basic on a digital cable system. It included all the major news channels, ESPN 1 and 2, Speed Channel which of course is essential for race fans, and a couple of financial channels which I imagine are in high demand from some people. I was surprised however that Sci-fi Channel was not on the list. There were also some video on demand patient information and health information channels including some videos on how to deal with your new colostomy. I never did get around to watching those. I think they also had some sort of movies on demand but I never did check that out either. I guess the competition for patients among different hospitals is so great that they really have to load on the amenities to keep you coming back. I remember the days when they would charge you extra for telephone and television and all of your soft drinks were charged separately and not paid for my insurance.

Sunday afternoon my family held a high school graduation party for my niece Alaina. She had dropped out of school but attended night school for a couple of semesters before she finally got her diploma. She didn’t want to go through a regular graduation ceremony in June sent she really hadn’t been part of that class. So we scheduled a celebration later which ended up being in August. I was sorry I wasn’t able to go.

That afternoon I did have some other visitors. My friends Rich and Kathy Logan stopped by for a visit. They had just moved into a new house so instead of getting me the get well card, I got a really nice change of address card from them. “Hey… it’s the thought that counts right?” Rich said. I got to tell them all about my adventures the day I went to the emergency room and my goofy communication problems with the nurses in ICU. While they were visiting got a phone call from Judy who was checking up on me. She was out of town for the weekend and couldn’t visit. Rich propped the phone up for me and I talked to her for a few minutes.

In the late afternoon my Uncle Keith, Aunt Barbara, and cousin Nancy came to visit. They had been at the party for Alaina. Nancy is in a wheelchair as well because she was born with spina bifida. She has had a colostomy for many many years. I told her if I had problems or questions she was going to be my “go to” person. At this point my only question was what did she do about odor? The ostomy nurse had given us some drops to put in the bag that were supposed to cut down on odor. Nancy said she takes some sort of pill that helps quite a bit. Given my difficulty in swallowing pills I decided I would stick with the drops for the time being.

Mom and Dad showed up about suppertime and helped me try to eat my hot dog but like I said it didn’t settle very well with me. I wanted to try to sit up in the wheelchair again but after hanging in the lift seat to try to eat supper I was pretty wiped out.

I watched a little television and went to sleep early in the evening.

In the next installment we discover that morphine cures heartburn.

This is the 12th in a series of articles about my recent trip to the emergency room, my intestinal surgery, and my recovery afterwards. Here is an index to all of the articles in this series.

I’ve always operated on the principle that I don’t need my parents or some other person who is familiar with me to train someone as my caregiver. I’ve prided myself over the fact that by my descriptions alone I can get someone to do for me what I need. Over the years I’ve taken several out-of-town trips where total strangers were my caregivers and I was able to explain to them whatever I needed.

The shift changes at St. Vincent Hospital at 7 a.m. and 7 p.m. so you get two complete new sets of nurses and caregivers every 12 hours. Except for my buddy Cory, I don’t recall ever having the same nurse or caregiver twice in the entire week I was there. That can be frustrating because just when you get one of them trained so that they know how to move you, reposition you, etc. you have to start all over again with a new crew. Perhaps the reason that I liked Cory so much was that I had him three out of the last four days. I didn’t need to go into lengthy descriptions anytime I asked him to do something. He remembered what I needed and how to do it.

However it takes more than good communication skills to get by in these situations. You need to invent a language all your own. I have developed a verbal shorthand of phrases that quickly allow me to communicate with my parents to tell them exactly what I need without going into lengthy descriptions. Phrases like “sleeve tug”, “leg tug”, “strap tug” are shorthand for various common procedures. We’ve even standardized directions to my own coordinate system. Left and right always referred to my left and my right. Up and down a relative to the direction of my head even when I am lying down. So a sentence like “Move my arm up” while I’m laying in bed does not mean raise my arm in the air. It means move it towards the head of the bed (that is “up” relative to me).

When I sleep, I use a variety of pillows in addition to the one under my head. While lying on my back, I have a pillow under my knees. While on my side, the pillow goes between my legs. Nurses and caregivers are generally accustomed to these pillow positions and I have no trouble quickly explaining to them where to put the pillow. However when lying on my side things get a little confusing. With my legs crossed in various directions it’s sometimes difficult to determine my right leg from my left one so I often refer to them as my “top leg” or “bottom leg”. Strangers generally pick up on that terminology easily. Also on my side I have a pillow between my chest and my free arm. I seem to have some trouble explaining to the nurses exactly how to position this pillow. Finally I stumbled onto an idea after two or three failed attempts with one particular caregiver. I said “put my arm around it like I’m hugging a teddy bear”. That did the trick! From that point on that was the first thing I said in describing how I wanted that pillow. After adopting that terminology I’ve never had to tell any of my other nurses anything else to get the pillow in the right position. They always got it right on the first try.

Despite my discouragement over the ruptured ostomy bag I had to move ahead and tried to get up in my wheelchair. Before I did that we tried a couple of experiments where I would set up in the lift seat and just hang there sort of sitting on the edge of the bed. Despite the fact that I wasn’t eating much, when I eat while lying down, I get gas in my stomach and I can’t burp. Raising the head of the bed doesn’t get me upright far enough so the lift was the only way to go. It’s not particularly comfortable hanging in a sling and if I hang there too long my arms start to go numb. On the couple of attempts I had at sitting on the edge of the bed in the lift, I had quite a bit of pain in my belly. Sometimes when I get dangling in the lift at odd angles (and especially if I’m pain) it’s difficult for me to even speak. My head gets all twisted funny or my jaw gets jammed closed as my head flops around.

During those attempts to sit up sometimes the pain was so bad and I would be in such a difficult position I could barely speak. In the past if I was hanging in the lift and discovered something was wrong I would generally say “go back” meaning “we’re giving up… go back to bed… something is wrong.” My mother, God bless her, always tries to fix things and under such circumstances are natural reaction is to ask me what went wrong. When something is wrong I don’t want to have a big discussion with her about the problem. I just want to get the hell out of there and get back in bed! When sitting in the lift seat it’s difficult for me to hold my head upright. You have to push my head forwards, backwards, or sideways to get it balanced just right. Under those circumstances a quickly uttered phrase “go back” could possibly mean I simply want my head tilted back further.

I realized I needed a new shorthand word to deal with this situation. So before we tried putting on my brace and sitting me up I told my parents I had invented a new keyword. If I said the word “abort” it meant “Something is wrong. You need to get me back in bed as quickly as possible. And I don’t have time or the ability to explain what is wrong. And it probably can’t be fixed right now anyway. And we will discuss it after I’m safe in bed and can breathe again without excruciating pain.” With that bit of business out of the way we proceeded to try to get me into my brace and sit me up in the wheelchair.

When Dad tried to put the brace on me it was like someone had put it in a magical machine and shrunk it about two sizes. Normally you have to fasten the Velcro straps on both sides as tight as they will go in order to get me comfortably wedged into the thing. We never even got close to getting them that tight. In fact I had to have Dad loosen them from his first attempt. I couldn’t figure out what the reason was for this disastrous misfit. At the time I assumed that somehow from lying in bed for days my body had gotten out of shape. My spine has two 90 degree bends in it. Perhaps they had gotten further messed up and the brace wouldn’t fit anymore.

We got me into the brace as best we could and forged ahead with putting me in the lift sling. That was uneventful and didn’t cause much pain although it was clearly abnormally uncomfortable with the brace acting strangely. Normally after I’m sitting in the chair would have to scoot my hips back by grabbing me by the pants belt in the back and pulling me up and back. Because the brace was unusually loose, the belt didn’t fit in its usual hole and scooting me back didn’t work very well. I couldn’t sit up very straight because of this. I had to sit in a sort of slumped position.

I expected my arms to be weak but they were even more useless than usual. I tried propping my right elbow upon the control box in its normal position for driving my wheelchair and it didn’t even come close to feeling right. Normally my elbow has very little range of motion and my hand doesn’t grip very well but I could tell my elbow was even more limited than usual and my hand felt swollen and stiff.

The only good thing was that it didn’t feel uncomfortable to have the brace on over the ostomy bag. I only sat up for about a half-hour or 45 minutes so it wasn’t much of a test however as far as it went it was reasonably successful. I went back to bed, got a shot of morphine, and went to sleep.

It wasn’t until I got home a few days later and tried to get up in the chair again that I begin to realize why nothing fit and why my arms were so stiff. We will explore that mystery and many others in the coming installments.

In our next installment we will order room service for solid food and have more visitors.

This is the 11th in a series of articles about my recent trip to the emergency room, my intestinal surgery, and my recovery afterwards. Here is an index to all of the articles in this series.

It’s now Friday, August 11 after my emergency surgery the previous Tuesday. I was feeling reasonably well with minimal pain. When I did have pain the morphine shots seemed to help. It was time to start thinking about life beyond this hospital stay in the key to that was getting up in my wheelchair.

As explained before, I can’t sit up without my back brace which is basically a plastic body cast that runs for my waist to my armpits. I was wrestling with the difficulties that would pose now that I have a plastic bag glue to the side of my abdomen that would eventually contain all sorts of nasty waste. I really, really did not want to have to cut any holes in the brace to make room for the bag. I spoke to Dr. Davis the surgeon and he seemed to think I can simply wear the brace over the bag.

That morning a nurse who was described as the “ostomy and wound care specialist” stop by for a visit. She was there to train my parents how to change the bag and to give the other general instructions about how to deal with this situation. Mom wasn’t there that morning but Dad was. She demonstrated how to use a small damp wipe with a special solvent that helps loosen the glue. Then she showed him how to clean the skin to prepare it for a new bag.

They have a small piece of cardboard with various size holes cut in it that you use as a measuring gauge on your stoma to see how big a hole to cut in the bag before you stick it on to you. She said that over time as it heals further they can actually shrink some so you need to measure it periodically to make sure you’re still doing it right. You then peel some backing paper off of the bag and stick it to your side. You apply pressure with the palm of your hand and use the heat from your hand to sort of warm up the adhesive so it sticks well. She said leave your hand there a minute or two.

When I discussed with her possibility of wearing the brace over the bag she was much more skeptical that that would work. She was concerned that I might bruise the stoma. I also asked her how often I might have to empty the thing. I’m generally out of bed 10 or 11 hours per day. She was also skeptical that I can go that long without emptying it. It was all pretty discouraging.

Other than the visit from the ostomy nurse. The day was pretty uneventful. I did have the visit from Judy on her way home from work which was very nice. Mom and Dad were in and out and as usual I did a lot of sleeping.

They had me on a all liquid diet which was extremely boring. Jell-O, tea or coffee, broth etc. One of the problems was that it was all stuff that tended to give me heartburn. Sometimes it was so bad I would just throw it up again.

Another milestone I needed to pass was to actually put something in the bag. Since the surgery I hadn’t had any movement all. Friday night was the first time anything went into the bag.

Weekends in the hospital are a different experience because generally the staff levels are lower. There’s not as much activity because no one schedules surgeries or procedures on weekends or unless it is an emergency. I had had pretty good nurses taking care of me. St. Vincent hospital has instituted a color coding system for some of their uniforms. Nurses wear light blue and patient care people (what they used to call orderlies) wear red. Saturday morning I had the unusual luck of the draw to get two male nurses (actually one nurses and one caregiver). Like most male nurses, he had started out in the Armed Forces as some kind of medic and then got his nursing degree after getting out. The caregiver had been working at the hospital a couple of years and had worked in a nursing home prior to that. He was going to school part-time to study nursing as well.

The caregiver guy named Cory kind of became a friend to me over the next couple of days. I think we bonded after a minor disaster occurred Saturday morning. Cory was giving me a bed bath and as he rolled me over on my right side, the ostomy bag flopped over because it was full of liquid. I was the first I’d had anything in there yet. As he’s washing my back I suddenly noticed a nasty smell. When he rolled me back on my back again we discovered what was wrong. The bag completely peeled off of me and spilled its contents down the side of bed and all the floor!

You can imagine how discouraging it was the first time there was ever anything in this bag that the results were a major disaster. Cory couldn’t believe it. Upon further inspection it looked as though the nurse had failed to peel away the protective backing covering the adhesive. I can’t imagine someone who has experienced as the ostomy specialist nurse would’ve messed up like that. There must have been something defective about the bag or there was some other problem. Anyway Cory just went about calmly mopping up the whole mess. He got me cleaned up and applied the new bag. I don’t know what went wrong that day but I’ve never had another “accident” with the thing yet and that was a couple of months ago.

I was fortunate to have Cory has my caregiver for three of my last four days in the hospital. He not only did the usual things like coming in to take vital signs. He was also responsible for feeding meals. That gave us plenty of time to talk and get acquainted. I always joke about hoping to find a good-looking female nurse with whom I could fall in love during the hospital stays. Given that it’s highly unlikely that would happen, I guess the next best thing is to meet a guy who could be in really good buddy to hangout with during meals at who was calm and collected in the middle of a crisis. I felt very like to know him.

In the next installment I invent a new language to instruct my caregivers.

This is the 10th in a series of articles about my recent trip to the emergency room, my intestinal surgery, and my recovery afterwards. Here is an index to all of the articles in this series.

I awoke in the intensive care unit of St. Vincent Hospital on the morning of August 10, 2006 after having had surgery to remove 12 inches of my colon on August 8. I had been weaned off of the ventilator okay and been visited by friends and family. The big event of today was to be to move to a regular room.

Mom and Dad were there in late morning to visit me. It didn’t take long for them to say they have a room for me however it took a long time for them to prepare it. Eventually they said that they were sending me to a double room temporarily and eventually would move me to a private room. Although I don’t mind double rooms and at times I like the idea of having somebody else there, there is very little space in the room and by the time you add my wheelchair and if I try to use my lift to get into the wheelchair there just isn’t enough room to maneuver everything around.

Sometime in mid afternoon they finally transferred me to my temporary double room. Of course when you come to a new room all the nurses have lots of things to do to check you in. They check your vitals and take some history generally even though all that is in your charts. A respiratory therapist was among those working on me in the new room. It was a young man in his late 20s perhaps 30 who at one point said to me “Do you remember me?” I didn’t. He said he had been my respiratory therapist when I first returned from surgery in the ICU. He said there were all these doctors and nurses standing around working on me and he was the one who noticed me mouthing the words “I can’t breathe”. He kept trying to impress upon the other people that I was in distress. He implied he didn’t have much success. He tried making various adjustments to the respirator which had helped some. We had a nice long conversation about the incident. I told him that I’m sure some of my distress was a bit of panic coming out of the anesthetic but that I really was having difficulty breathing. I told him that even after I was fully awake I felt I was not getting sufficient volume through the respirator. He said that increasing the volume was one thing he wasn’t allowed to do. I told him I would have a long conversation with Dr. Vohra about the situation.

I did later have a conversation with Dr. Vohra and he kept insisting that my difficulty in breathing was because they were having to use a small size pediatric nasal intubation tube. It wasn’t however like it was hard for me to breathe which was what you would expect with a small diameter tube. It was more a situation where I tried to breathe deeper and the machine wouldn’t let me. Dr. Vohra said that they estimate my lung capacity based on my weight. The bed in the ICU actually has a built in scale. However anyone who has taken a good look at me realizes that my arms and legs are undersized for the rest of my body. I have very little muscle mass so that although my lung capacity is severely limited, I would think that my lungs are actually large compared to my overall body weight. I don’t think I ever did convince Dr. Vohra that I needed more volume. I even discussed it with him weeks later in an office visit in preparation for my follow-up surgery in late October. I just warned him that if I end up on the ventilator again (which I will at least temporarily) and if I ask for more volume to please give more volume a try. He basically said “Don’t worry about it.”

As it turns out, he is going to be on vacation when I have my surgery and his partner Dr. Pfeiffer who is my mother’s lung specialist will be taking care of me. If I get the opportunity I will be talking volume issues with him as well. Anyway it was an interesting conversation with this respiratory therapist who really seem to know his stuff. Also told him a funny story about the other RT person who didn’t know what a nose pillow was on a CPAP. He explained that day shift people didn’t know as much about different kinds of CPAP’s and masks as did the night shift. Also people in the ICU know more about ventilators and about the equipment the hospital uses and are not as familiar with the equipment people are likely to bring from home. That made sense but it was still a funny story.

My roommate was an African-American man in his late 20s who had been in for gallbladder surgery. Is surgeon was Dr. George who had in the past remove a couple of small cysts from me and who had once removed my Grandma Osterman’s gallbladder. I was only in this double room for a couple of hours until they finally moved me to my private room.

When I was in the ICU, they had me on an inflatable air mattress with a pump that constantly adjusted the pressure. Its purpose was that I would not get bedsores. I asked them for a similar air mattress in the new room but it took them another day to get it and it wasn’t the same kind of air mattress from the ICU. Still it did a pretty good job of keeping me comfortable.

After all the moving around from room to room I was pretty tired. I spent lots of time sleeping.

Up until now I hadn’t had anything to eat and only water to drink. For a couple of days they wanted me on nothing but liquid diet. That meant stuff like broth, tea and some sort of frozen stuff called “lemon ice” which I didn’t dare touch. After having to drink all of that lemon drink garbage before my CAT scan I didn’t care if I never tasted lemons again for a year. I don’t drink tea but they did bring me some coffee upon request. I think there was also some kind of Jell-O. Whenever it was they were giving me didn’t settle very well. I had some nausea problems but part of that I think was from the morphine. I mentioned earlier I never felt any kind of a high from the morphine but when they would first inject it into me I would always get a wave of nausea. That’s not the pleasant experience I would have expected.

The respiratory therapists would come in every four hours or so and give me a breathing treatment. The nurses were in and out as usual but for the most part I was able to get lots of rest. Except for all the moving the day was pretty uneventful which was a blessing.

In the next installment I make new friends who are good in a crisis.

This is the ninth in a series of articles about my recent trip to the emergency room, my intestinal surgery, and my recovery afterwards. Here is an index to all of the articles in this series.

First a brief apology for the fact that I haven’t posted a new installment in over a month. One of the problems I’ve always had with my writing is I have a tendency to spend more time writing about my life than actually living it. I can spend half a day writing one of these installments. Anyway I’m back at it and here’s the next part of the story…

As we last left our hero, he had just been weaned off of the respirator and was back on his old familiar CPAP machine in St. Vincent Hospital ICU.

Even though I was breathing fairly well, I could tell there was still some congestion in my lungs. From time to time a respiratory therapist would come and give me breathing treatments where I would inhale some sort of mist. I had had this kind of treatment before in the hospital when I had pneumonia. For the first few times they did it, I would put the tube in my mouth and breathe the vapors. However a few days later one of the therapist found a way to hook the nebulizer into my CPAP tube which was much more comfortable. The only problem with that was when I eventually got home I could still smell the vapors in the tubing. We had to give the big hose a thorough cleaning.

I had some nice conversations with a female resident doctor and a male intern who were stationed in the ICU and checked up on me periodically. They were curious about my disability and I told them it was Spinal Muscular Atrophy Type II. The intern had done a rotation in pediatrics and he had heard of SMA. SMA Type I is quite severe and obvious in newborns. Many of them only last a short time (days or weeks) before the weak muscles caused them fatal complications. Since they were in a talkative mood I really laid on the medical speak to impress them with how much I knew about genetics and SMA.

At some point during my stay in the ICU they installed something called an “IV central line”. It’s a large bore intravenous line with three branches on it so they can hook up multiple IV bags and give me injections as necessary. They can also use it to draw blood. Prior to that I just had a small diameter IV stuck in the back of my left hand. They have a choice of putting it in your chest up near your shoulder or in your leg in the groin area. They did mine in the groin. I was really happy to have the better line because the small diameter lines in my hand tend to collapse after a couple of days.

No sooner did they install the line but a nurse comes in and says I have to give you a shot. For some reason it has to go into your muscle area so she couldn’t use the new line. It was some sort of medication to prevent blood clots in your legs. Considering there was a strong possibility I was going to be in bed for a couple of months, I didn’t complain about that kind of shot.

At one point they drew some blood and sent it to the lab. For some reason it showed my blood sugar was way out of line. I don’t recall ever having my blood sugar tested before so I don’t know if mine is usually okay or not. Anyway the end result was they had to give me a shot of insulin which of course had to go into the muscle as well and could not use my fancy new central IV lines. They continued to test my blood sugar several times a day for the next few days by sticking a finger and using a meter. It was well within normal every other time except that first test from the lab. After couple of days I finally talked them out of further testing.

In addition to my Mom and Dad visiting me there, I also had a visit from two priests. Of course yesterday when I really wanted to see a priest none were available. Msgr. Fred Easton is a longtime friend who lives at St. Gabriel’s rectory and spends most of his time working downtown of the archdiocese. He is the Judicial Vicar of the Archdiocese and is in charge of the Marriage Tribunal. He also celebrates Mass at St. Rose in Franklin and at a church in Edinburg Indiana. He had not heard about my illness but once he did find out he came right over to visit. In fact over the seven days I was there he dropped by twice. He told me lots of long stories about his world travels. His next trip would be to Rome in October for the canonization of Blessed Mother Theodore Guerin. Considering there have only been about eight or nine Americans canonized as Saints is a real honor to have someone from Indiana be the next one. She was the founder of the Sisters of Providence convent in St. Mary of the Woods Indiana near Terre Haute. Msgr. Easton had been privileged to prepare some of the documents that were sent to Rome to verify what of the miracles attributed to her that put her over-the-top to become a Saint. I told him a big long story of my own about how important Mother Guerin was to me and how I asked for her intercession in my prayers one time and they were answered bigger and better than I ever expected them to be. It’s a little bit too personal of a story to recount here.

The other priestly visitor I had was my pastor Father Larry Crawford who brought his anointing oils with him and gave me a somewhat belated Anointing of the Sick Sacrament. It was a very good experience for me.

I spent most of the afternoon just lying there relaxing and catching some naps. I spent some time reflecting on the previous 24 hours and how blessed I felt. I also thought back to Judy’s visit and that somehow I had the presence of mind to claim her as family so that she could stay and visit with me. It wouldn’t have surprised me to have done such a thing normally but considering that I was barely conscious at all and on nothing but instinct would be able to lie to get her in was really amazing to me.

At St. Vincent Hospital the shift changes at 7 a.m. and 7 p.m. and so from about 6 p.m. to 8:30 p.m. they ask that no one visits you in the ICU because all the nurses are busy doing reports for the next shift. However at about five minutes till 6 Judy came in to visit on her way home from work. Of course she was elated to see me off of the vent and doing so well.

We talked about the day before and she told me her side of the story. Apparently Anne had gotten my phone message very briefly after I left it and she had called Judy immediately. They had not gotten word to Father Paul because he was away fishing. Judy said she came to the hospital after work and didn’t know where to find me so she just sat in the surgery waiting room which is right off the main lobby of St. Vincent Hospital. Everyone who comes and goes to the main elevators walks right by that room. She figured she would see someone and sure enough my sisters Carol and Karen walked by. They told her where to find me. When she had come in the ICU the nurse had asked her are you family or friend. Judy said she told the nurse “You should let him answer.” And that is when I was frantically mouthing the word “Family! Family!” I told her I couldn’t believe I had done that when I was practically unconscious. That was a pretty cool thing even for me. She agreed. She told me she just stood at the side of the bed and as the doctors and nurses would talk I would briefly open my eyes. When they were quiet I would doze off. At one point the nurse said to her “Okay I threw the mother out so you had long enough.” It was at that point I mouthed “I love you” to her and she went on her way.

I told her the whole story of the previous day and the funny stuff about trying to communicate with the nurses who couldn’t spell “bed flat”. I told her how I had had Mom send out e-mails to people who we wouldn’t be calling. Mom had e-mailed my friend Pamela in West Virginia and my friend Buz in Michigan. Mom had said Buz replied apologetically saying he couldn’t come down to visit me because he was busy with a memorial service for his son Nathan who had just died of cancer a couple of weeks before. I told Judy I really flipped out when I heard that. When I had Mom e-mail him the last thing I wanted to do was having distracted from what he needed to be doing regarding Nathan. Judy and I both talked about how hard it would have for him to lose me as well. Of course losing me as a friend in no way compares to losing a son but losing your son and a close friend in short order would have been even worse.

About 10 minutes after 6 a nurse wandered in and I told her “I know it’s after 6 p.m. and visitors aren’t supposed to be here but I really need to visit with her.” The nurse pulled the curtain in front of the glass doors so no one would see Judy and then she left. Judy and I continued to talk to about 6:30. It really did a lot for me to be able to relive it all with her.

When visiting hours resumed at about 8 p.m. Mom and Dad returned from supper and visited with me awhile. Then they left for the evening. I’ve been fortunate not to have much pain but whenever I had some they would give me a shot of morphine. They must not have been giving me very much. I’ve heard other people in the hospital talk about how wonderful morphine is that I barely noticed any effects. It did of course relieve the pain and it really helped me sleep for two but it wasn’t like I felt like I was getting any big high out of it.

In my next installment I visit three rooms in one afternoon and have a reunion with a respiratory therapist I’d never known I had.

This is the sixth in a series of articles about my recent trip to the emergency room, my intestinal surgery, and my recovery afterwards. Here is an index to all of the articles in this series.

The following article contains very crude humor which may be offensive to some readers. Reader discretion is advised. You may want to skip to the next installment.

There is a new sitcom on HBO called Lucky Louie that is full of very foul language, crude humor, R-rated sex scenes, politically incorrect in every way shape and form and very very funny. I’m almost ashamed to admit I’ve never missed an episode.

In the episode which aired right before I entered the hospital there is a scene where Louie is lying in bed next to his wife in the middle of the night. She is trying to sleep and he is contemplating the fact that some day we are all going to die. He muses “Stupid dogs are always happy because they’re just laying there licking themselves and have no fuckin’ idea that someday they’re gonna die. Sometimes I wish I was a dog and didn’t know any better. Would it be better to know you are going to die or not? Maybe it’s better if you do know…”

The entire time he is rambling and contemplating his own mortality, his wife becomes more and more agitated because he’s keeping her awake. She tries to ignore him, puts the pillow over her head, tosses and turns to no avail. Finally she just reaches over under the covers and starts giving him a hand job. His voice breaks in mid sentence, he stammers, breaks into a broad smile, and finally he shuts up. Soon he’s falling asleep and his wife rolls over and goes to sleep herself.

So there I am lying in the emergency room of St. Vincent Hospital about to have life-threatening surgery and Mom says to me “Are you scared?”

I replied, “Actually stuff like this isn’t really that scary to me. I don’t have any choice here except to go ahead with the surgery, hope it turns out okay, and if it doesn’t there is nothing I can do about it. I really don’t have time to think about what’s about to happen or what could happen. For me the really scary times are just like Lucky Louie the other night. When you’re lying in bed late at night with nothing else to think about except the fact that no matter what you do, someday you’re going to die… Those are the really scary times for me although this is scary enough.”

Mom said laughing “Well, I can’t offer you Louie’s solution to the problem.”

I replied “Maybe we can get that cute blonde intern back in here to perform a little ‘procedure’ on me like Louie’s wife.” We both busted up laughing.

You’ve got to laugh at times like these to keep from crying.

Back to more serious topics in our next installment.

This is the fifth in a series of articles about my recent trip to the emergency room, my intestinal surgery, and my recovery afterwards. Here is an index to all of the articles in this series.

They always say you can live a couple of weeks without food, a couple of days without water, but only a couple of minutes without air. So the verdict was in and I was going to need surgery and the hard part of it all was going to be keeping the air moving in and out of me and once the surgery was over being able to continue to breathe on my own unassisted.

As I had previously heard the resident doctor in the ER get a page from radiology and from my primary care doctor Dr. Swinney, I soon heard him get paged from Dr. Vohra my pulmonary doctor. On many previous occasions I have discussed with him the consequences of having general anesthesia. In the battle to treat my chronic urinary problems, my urologist had suggested a couple of surgical procedures that might have provided some help. I really didn’t want surgery and to convince the urologist it was a bad idea, I consulted with Dr. Vohra who gave me a really good argument why I shouldn’t have surgery. It was his fear that once I had been put on the ventilator during surgery they might have difficulty weaning me off of it. He said there was a real possibility I could end up on a ventilator the rest of my life.

About 12 years ago I had a nasty case of pneumonia that landed me in the hospital for 12 days. Ironically just before that hospital visit I had seen a documentary about Nobel prize-winning physicist Stephen Hawking. It told about his groundbreaking research into black holes, the Big Bang, and the nature of the universe as well as about his personal battle with ALS (sometimes known here in the US as Lou Gehrig’s disease). ALS is a motor neuron disease somewhat similar to SMA. Professor Hawking has been in a wheelchair since the 70s and on a ventilator full-time since he contracted pneumonia in 1985. As a result of the severity of his disability he can’t just sit down with a pad of paper and pencil or stand at a chalkboard and derive complex mathematical equations. He has to visualize the entire thing in his mind and do all of the calculations in his head first before he describes them to an assistant or colleague. These visualizations are in the form of three-dimensional shapes that represent the equations. His colleagues say that because he has to do this graphic three-dimensional visualization, it has given him insights into the equations that would not be apparent if you had manipulated the raw formulas in a more traditional written form. In other words if he wasn’t as severely disabled as he is, he wouldn’t be able to have the insights into the nature of the universe that he has. Hearing this from his colleagues, it reaffirmed my own beliefs that my disability was as much a gift from God as it was a handicap or drawback. Specifically however when I was lying in the hospital all those years ago with pneumonia, I could look at someone like Professor Hawking and realize that being on a ventilator need not prevent me from doing valuable and productive work. A few years later actor Christopher Reeve provided a similar example that being even more disabled than I was didn’t necessarily prevent you from doing great things with your life.

As I now again face the possibility of a tracheotomy and respirator, it was a comfort to think about Stephen Hawking and all that he has done and continues to do. I read an article that recently he was in San Francisco scheduled to give a lecture at some conference. As they were getting him dressed that morning he went into full cardiac arrest. They were able to resuscitate him and he wanted to go ahead and give the lecture. They ended up setting up a video phone link to his hotel room where he gave his presentation using his usual computer synthesized voice. Granted I’m not a Nobel prize-winning physicist with his resources nor am I arguably the smartest SOB in the world as is he but if he can do good work in his condition I know I can as well.

I had had general anesthesia on a couple of occasions maybe 12 or 13 years ago. I had a different urologist in those days. To avoid libel we’ll call him Dr. Lousy (not his real name). My urinary problems in those days were caused by stones which collected in my bladder. Dr. Lousy did a procedure where he would insert a scope into my bladder. He would find the stones he would zap them with a laser beam and they would pulverize into fine powder that could be easily passed. Although some urinary cystoscopies can be done while you’re awake, this laser thing is apparently traumatic enough that they want you knocked out for it.

At that time I had never had general anesthesia. In fact I knew so little about anesthesia than I thought the term “local anesthesia” meant it was made by Eli Lilly & Co. (For those of you out of town who don’t get that joke, they are a locally based pharmaceutical company. “Don’t gimme none of that out-of-town stuff. I wanna local anesthetic shipped fresh from the south side of Indy”)

The biggest problem in putting me under is that they can’t get an intubation tube my throat because my mouth doesn’t open very far. They had to use a nasal intubation tube. I had had tubes up my nose into my lungs prior to that one time. When I had the pneumonia they had done a bronchoscopy to suck some gunk out of my lungs. It wasn’t a very pleasant experience but it sure helped me breathe. The first time Dr. Lousy put me to sleep it went relatively well. Sometime later we tried to do it again and it was a minor disaster. It took them over 45 minutes to get the tube up my nose and into my lungs. They scraped the living daylights out of the inside of my nose and back of my throat. I was supposed to be knocked out as they were trying to insert the tube however I kept waking up partially in a panic. It felt like I was in a bad Stephen King horror movie lying there helpless while these jackasses try to stuff a tube up my nose. When they would fail, they would pull it out dripping with blood, and then I would spit blood and tissue into the suction tube while trying to tell them what they were doing wrong. When it was all over the doctor found nothing in my bladder that time. I was furious and somewhat hysterical that I gone through all that hell for nothing. Furthermore he gave his report directly to me in the recovery room while I was still pretty much out of it and had no idea what he was saying. Then he refused to talk my parents and left the building. Needless to say we transferred my business elsewhere. My new neurologist Dr. William Sherrill is a really great guy.

Even though I tolerated the anesthesia pretty well, that was over 10 years ago and I know I’m in worse shape now than I was then. I didn’t have Dr. Vohra the pulmonary specialist at that time but I’ve had him for many years since then and he is consistently recommended no general anesthesia unless it’s absolutely necessary. Of course a perforated intestine can be life-threatening so it was absolutely necessary.

From what they were telling me this surgery was going to happen right away. I had hoped perhaps they would admit me, perhaps do a few more tests, and schedule surgery for tomorrow morning but it didn’t look like that was going to happen. While I had plenty of doctors working on my case there was something else I needed which was equally important… prayers. Right after the ambulance left my house, Mom had made a quick phone call to Margaret Arthur who is in charge of St. Gabriel’s prayer chain. That put into motion about 30 or 40 people praying for me in a matter of minutes. That was just to get me to the emergency room and get diagnosed. For a life-threatening surgery I would need bigger spiritual guns. I really wanted to be anointed before the surgery and that means I needed a priest.

It used to be that if you were sick and they sent for the priest you were a gonner. The sacrament which was commonly known as “The Last Rites” was technically called “extreme unction”. That means it’s an anointing (unction) that was only to be used in extreme circumstances like on your deathbed. In more modern times it has been renamed “Anointing of the Sick” or “The Sacrament of the Sick” and you don’t have to be knocking on death’s door to get it. Anytime you have serious or chronic illness you can be anointed. Most people get it before major surgery which this certainly was. About once a year they have special Mass where anyone who is elderly or chronically ill can just come up after Mass and get anointed. I’ve been anointed many times. St. Vincent’s Hospital is a Catholic hospital and there was a possibility they had a priest on the premises. I had the nurse called the chaplain’s office to send someone down. If I had a better idea exactly when the surgery was going to be, I could’ve called St. Gabriel’s and if Father Larry was around he could have been up there in 20 minutes or so but I hated to have him drop everything and get there two minutes before I was in surgery or something similar to that.

Soon a young man whose name I sadly cannot remember arrived from the chaplain’s office. He explained that he was a Catholic chaplain but was not a priest. He said if I really needed a priest they can try calling a nearby parish. I told him it wasn’t necessary. I just thought if they had one handy I would get anointed. There is a theological principle called “baptism of desire”. It says that if you really want to be baptized but for some reason cannot and you die before you are able to be baptized then it still counts as a real baptism. I speculated with him that perhaps there is also an “anointing of desire” and if you really want to be anointed the cannot it still counts.

I told him about the risks I was facing and the possibility of life on a ventilator. I told him about Stephen Hawking and his life on a ventilator. I also told him about my friend Buz who just lost his adult son to a three-year battle with cancer. I told him I’d tried to be a source of spiritual strength for Buz and tried to encourage him to hold onto his faith during his crisis. “I guess it’s time to practice what I’ve been preaching” I told him. There is that old saying “It’s easy to be a holy man upon the mountain but it’s much tougher to do so down here in the real world.” I thought about all the things I had said to Buz over the past several years and realized I had really meant them. I wasn’t just regurgitating doctrine to him all that time. As I reflected on the confidence I had in encouraging Buz, it renewed my confidence to face this crisis of my own.

The chaplain shared with me the story of his own struggles. About a year ago he had had bariatric surgery and as a result have lost over 170 pounds. He showed me his hospital picture ID from before his surgery and you could tell he had lost a bunch of weight just from the shape in his face. He looked like he was in really good shape now. He talked about how his faith had sustained him through his ordeals. He also talked about his belief that angels watch over us. He didn’t know I’m not a big fan of the theology of angels. However I thought about all the people who were praying for me and so in some respect they are my angels although probably not in the sense he was talking about. Anyway my visit with him seem to give me some needed support.

Pretty soon an anesthesiologist named Dr. Hurd (or perhaps Dr. Herd) came in to discuss my case with me. I explained to him that he would not be able to intubate me through the mouth. I told him I had another anesthesiologist go through my nose with no problem but another one had had a terrible time getting the thing in me. I have since remembered vaguely that the first guy had used a pediatric size tube on me. I only weigh 100 pounds and my last pulmonary function test said that my lung capacity was only 28% normal for someone my size so a pediatric tube was probably sufficient. He asked lots of good questions and listened well to everything I told him. He seemed suitably concerned about what a tough case I would be. I liked that. I don’t want some cocky know-it-all who doesn’t recognize a challenge when he sees one. Later Dr. Hurd came back with another anesthesiologist colleague who was going to assist him. He wanted someone handy to work with him in case he needed an extra pair of hands. I really liked that as well.

Next came the surgeon Dr. Chad Davis whom I’d never met before. We learned however that he was partners with my mother’s surgeon Dr. Arregui who worked on Mom’s pancreas a couple of years ago. He is a very personable man who did a great job of explaining to me what we had to do. In all likelihood he would end up having to remove the section of my colon. He would create a temporary colostomy which means that my intestines would be attached to an opening in my abdomen called a stoma. I would then wear a plastic bag attached to my skin with adhesive. It would collect my feces. The remainder of my colon would be stapled closed. When he used the word “temporary” immediately I’m thinking in terms of two or three days perhaps a week. When I asked what he meant by temporary colostomy he said very calmly “probably two months”. That was a real shock!

As I’ve mentioned, I’m dependent upon a back brace for sitting up in my wheelchair. The brace is like a plastic body cast. It’s a two-part shell that runs from just under my armpits down to my waist. The brace is probably 30 years old and I’m doing everything I can to make it last as long as possible. A couple of years ago we tried having a new brace made for me but it never did it right and I gave up on it. The prospect of needing to cut a large hole in this brace to accommodate an ostomy bag really had me worried. The big question is where to cut the hole and how large to make it. I start out the day with a brace on me rather low. Throughout the day I slip down inside the brace and it rides up under my arms. Even if I had the hole in the right place to begin with, by the end of the day things could be really out of whack. This problem was one of the reasons I had been avoiding bladder surgery.

If I couldn’t get away for my back brace to peacefully coexist with my colostomy, I could end up in bed with the brace off for the entire two months. That amount of inactivity would weaken my lungs and my arms so that when all was said and done I might be in really nasty shape even if I did get off the ventilator without any difficulty.

Dr. Davis was very confident that I could pull through this okay. He had looked at my cat scans and knew that my insides were kind of messed up because of the severe curvature of my spine. I discussed with him the possibility that the air in my abdomen had not come from a perforated intestine. I wear a CPAP device at night which forces air into my lungs. I asked him about the possibility that my lungs could be leaking into my abdomen and the result was that air that the CAT scan had shown. He was skeptical about the possibility but realized the seriousness of this surgery. He offered to begin the surgery using a small incision in my navel where he would insert a laparoscope to look around first. This would confirm whether or not my intestines were really perforated. If they were, then he would have to open me up with a larger incision and do the bowel resection and colostomy as originally planned. I really liked the idea of doing the simpler exploratory first.

Dr. Vohra would be in to see me soon to give me his latest input on my situation however at this point it was just a matter of waiting until they were ready to perform the surgery in about an hour.

At this point I just had to turn everything over to the Holy Spirit and trust that everything would be okay. The Holy Spirit is sometimes referred to as the “Breath of God”. Some translations of Genesis 1:2 say “a mighty wind swept over the waters.” Other translations say “the breath of God swept over the waters” and still other translations simply say “the Holy Spirit”. It was the breath of God that breathed life into Adam.

By whatever name, I simply had to put my own breathing concerns into the hands of the Breath of God… the Holy Spirit.

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